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PostSubject: God Damn   2010-12-22, 10:17 am

Does my ass fucking reek today.Might need a gas mask to stand being around myself. Nothing like walering in your own crapulance.
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PostSubject: Re: God Damn   2010-12-22, 8:28 pm

We will just call you methane cloud.

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PostSubject: Re: God Damn   2010-12-23, 9:07 pm

Ya know same thing happened to me last night after a Indian curry , was farting like no tomorrow only the last one i let loose was to wet to be a fart so it was GAME OVER ! , i stunk up my office something fierce !
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PostSubject: Re: God Damn   2010-12-23, 10:46 pm

got a case of swamp ass myself........
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PostSubject: Re: God Damn   2011-01-01, 9:49 pm

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife's annoyance.

"You'll fart your guts out one of these days," she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy's arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

"You was right all along Missus," the old man says, "I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push 'em back in!"
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PostSubject: Re: God Damn   2011-01-02, 8:18 am

^^^^ LOL that was good. I can see my wife doing that to me when we get old.
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