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Sub Zero
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PostSubject: Think you're depressed?   2011-01-08, 10:03 am

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels, & I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, & light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels & mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited & asked if I could drive a truck...

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Dz Nutz

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PostSubject: Re: Think you're depressed?   2011-01-08, 2:50 pm

That is friggen hilarious. I almost cried from laughing so hard.

Good one Renato.
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