Sub Zero
Mile High Club
Posts : 77
Join date : 2010-12-08
Age : 59
Location : Summit County, Colorado
 |  Subject: Think you're depressed?  2011-01-08, 10:03 am | |
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses & camels, & I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, & light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels & mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited & asked if I could drive a truck...
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Dz Nutz
Administration
Posts : 298
Join date : 2010-11-24
Age : 49
Location : Sycamore, OK
| | Subject: Re: Think you're depressed? 2011-01-08, 2:50 pm | |
| That is friggen hilarious. I almost cried from laughing so hard.
Good one Renato. | |
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